Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.

Wish on everything. Pink cars are good, especially old ones. And stars of course, first stars and shooting stars. Planes read more

Wish on everything. Pink cars are good, especially old ones. And stars of course, first stars and shooting stars. Planes will do if they are the first light in the sky and look like stars. Wish in tunnels, holding your breath and lifting your feet off the ground. Birthday candles. Baby teeth.

When you consider all the stars I have managed, mere submarines make me smile.

When you consider all the stars I have managed, mere submarines make me smile.

A sense of humor can help you overlook the unattractive, tolerate the unpleasant, cope with the unexpected, and smile through read more

A sense of humor can help you overlook the unattractive, tolerate the unpleasant, cope with the unexpected, and smile through the unbearable.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.

Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.

Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two read more

Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.