Little by little, the pimps have taken over the world. They don't do anything, they don't make anything - they read more

Little by little, the pimps have taken over the world. They don't do anything, they don't make anything - they just stand there and take their cut.

I don't think anybody yet has invented a pastime that's as much fun, or keeps you as young, as a read more

I don't think anybody yet has invented a pastime that's as much fun, or keeps you as young, as a good job.

The herd instinct among forecasters makes sheep look like independent thinkers.

The herd instinct among forecasters makes sheep look like independent thinkers.

Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.

Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.

I always said that mega-mergers were for megalomaniacs.

I always said that mega-mergers were for megalomaniacs.

We must become the change we want to see.

We must become the change we want to see.

It's time to reappreciate the original software: paper.

It's time to reappreciate the original software: paper.

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna read more

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

He profits most who serves best. -Arthur F. Sheldon.

He profits most who serves best. -Arthur F. Sheldon.