I don't think anybody yet has invented a pastime that's as much fun, or keeps you as young, as a read more

I don't think anybody yet has invented a pastime that's as much fun, or keeps you as young, as a good job.

Business was his aversion; Pleasure was his business.

Business was his aversion; Pleasure was his business.

If you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work.

If you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

The purpose of business is to create and keep a customer.

The purpose of business is to create and keep a customer.

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna read more

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

Come home to men's business and bosoms.

Come home to men's business and bosoms.

Who hath taken this counsel against Tyre, the crowning city,
whose merchants were princes, whose traffickers are the
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Who hath taken this counsel against Tyre, the crowning city,
whose merchants were princes, whose traffickers are the
honourable of the earth?

If you don't drive your business, you will be driven out of business.

If you don't drive your business, you will be driven out of business.