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A Scout smiles and whistles under all circumstances.
A Scout smiles and whistles under all circumstances.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him
God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him
Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.
Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.
. . . what is human and the same about the males and females classified as Homo sapiens is much read more
. . . what is human and the same about the males and females classified as Homo sapiens is much greater than the differences.
I like men who have a future and women who have a past
I like men who have a future and women who have a past
Some parents say it is toy guns that make boys warlike. But give a boy a rubber duck and he read more
Some parents say it is toy guns that make boys warlike. But give a boy a rubber duck and he will seize its neck like the butt of a pistol and shout "Bang!"
The boy who expects every morning to open into a new world finds that today is like yesterday, but he read more
The boy who expects every morning to open into a new world finds that today is like yesterday, but he believes tomorrow will be different
