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 He's gone, and who knows how may he report
 Thy words by adding fuel to the flame?  
 He's gone, and who knows how may he report
 Thy words by adding fuel to the flame? 
We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the beauty of fake journalism. We read more
We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the beauty of fake journalism. We don't have to - we travel in fake ethics.
For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't… you know, it's interesting. read more
For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't… you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make things up. We just distill it to, hopefully, its most humorous nugget. And in that sense it seems faked and skewed just because we don't have to be subjective or pretend to be objective. We can just put it out there.
 Ram thou fruitful tidings in mine ears,
 That long time have been barren.  
 Ram thou fruitful tidings in mine ears,
 That long time have been barren. 
 As cold waters to a thirsty soul, so is good news from a far 
country.  
 As cold waters to a thirsty soul, so is good news from a far 
country. 
 Who, or why, or which, or what,
 Is the Akhond of Swat?  
 Who, or why, or which, or what,
 Is the Akhond of Swat? 
 Prithee, friend,
 Pour out the pack of matter to mine ear,
  The good and the bad together: read more 
 Prithee, friend,
 Pour out the pack of matter to mine ear,
  The good and the bad together: he's friends with Caesar,
   In state of health, thou say'st, and thou say'st, free. 
 O, my sweet sir, news fitting to the night,
 Black, fearful, comfortless, and horrible.  
 O, my sweet sir, news fitting to the night,
 Black, fearful, comfortless, and horrible. 
Ill news is wing'd with fate, and flies apace.
Ill news is wing'd with fate, and flies apace.