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Master, master, old news! And such news as you never heard of!
Master, master, old news! And such news as you never heard of!
Where village statesmen talk'd with looks profound.
And news much older than their ale went round.
Where village statesmen talk'd with looks profound.
And news much older than their ale went round.
Ill news is wing'd with fate, and flies apace.
Ill news is wing'd with fate, and flies apace.
Ill news, madam,
Are swallow-winged, but what's good
Walks on crutches.
Ill news, madam,
Are swallow-winged, but what's good
Walks on crutches.
The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.
The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.
It is good news, worthy of all acceptation, and yet not too good
to be true.
It is good news, worthy of all acceptation, and yet not too good
to be true.
For evil news rides post, while good news baits.
For evil news rides post, while good news baits.
We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the beauty of fake journalism. We read more
We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the beauty of fake journalism. We don't have to - we travel in fake ethics.
Media: 99,99% of what happens is not on the news
Media: 99,99% of what happens is not on the news
