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 It is good news, worthy of all acceptation, and yet not too good 
to be true.  
 It is good news, worthy of all acceptation, and yet not too good 
to be true. 
Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They read more
Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They don’t know they’re being funny.
The American people deserve to know that they're not just watching the administration's spin on their local newscasts -- they're read more
The American people deserve to know that they're not just watching the administration's spin on their local newscasts -- they're paying for it, too.
 What, what, what,
 What's the news from Sway?
  Sad news,
   Bad news,
  read more 
 What, what, what,
 What's the news from Sway?
  Sad news,
   Bad news,
    Comes by the cable; led
     Through the Indian Ocean's bed,
      Through the Persian Gulf, the Red
       Sea, and the Med- 
We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the beauty of fake journalism. We read more
We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the beauty of fake journalism. We don't have to - we travel in fake ethics.
 How goes it now, sir? This news which is called true is so like 
an old tale that the read more 
 How goes it now, sir? This news which is called true is so like 
an old tale that the verity of it is in strong suspicion. 
There's villainous news abroad.
There's villainous news abroad.
 Who, or why, or which, or what,
 Is the Akhond of Swat?  
 Who, or why, or which, or what,
 Is the Akhond of Swat? 
. . . by evil report and good report . . .
. . . by evil report and good report . . .