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Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. read more
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause — you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
Give the American people a good cause, and there's nothing they can't lick.
Give the American people a good cause, and there's nothing they can't lick.
Life is a B Movie: it's stupid and it's strange, it's a directionless story, the dialogue is lame, but in read more
Life is a B Movie: it's stupid and it's strange, it's a directionless story, the dialogue is lame, but in the 'he said she said' sometimes there's some poetry, if you turn your back long enough and let it happen naturally.
A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.
A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.
The movies we love and admire are to some extent a function of who we are when we see them.
The movies we love and admire are to some extent a function of who we are when we see them.
Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!
Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take read more
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people read more
I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.
Mr. Keating: Seize the day! Make your lives extraordinary.
Mr. Keating: Seize the day! Make your lives extraordinary.