When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn't got any.

When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn't got any.

The use of money is all the advantage there is in having it.

The use of money is all the advantage there is in having it.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

The rich are always going to say that, you know, just give us more money and we'll go out and read more

The rich are always going to say that, you know, just give us more money and we'll go out and spend more and then it will all trickle down to the rest of you. But that has not worked the last 10 years, and I hope the American public is catching on.

Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

Money is like muck, not good except it be spread.

Money is like muck, not good except it be spread.

Money alone is absolutely good, because it is not only a concrete satisfaction of one need in particular; it is read more

Money alone is absolutely good, because it is not only a concrete satisfaction of one need in particular; it is an abstract satisfaction of all.

In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement,
psychoanalysis becomes the first science to state what common read more

In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement,
psychoanalysis becomes the first science to state what common
sense and the poets have long known--that the essence of money is
in its absolute worthlessness.

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought read more

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.