Maxioms by Josh Billings
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once.
Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once.
There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough
There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough
There is gravity in wisdom, but no particular wisdom in gravity.
There is gravity in wisdom, but no particular wisdom in gravity.
I've never known a person who lives to 110 who is remarkable for anything else.
I've never known a person who lives to 110 who is remarkable for anything else.
