Maxioms by Josh Billings
Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
I've never known a person who lives to 110 who is remarkable for anything else.
I've never known a person who lives to 110 who is remarkable for anything else.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.
The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.
Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once.
Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once.
