There is a penalty for trying to knock
down a cockpit door, but it's the people
who try to go read more

There is a penalty for trying to knock
down a cockpit door, but it's the people
who try to go from coach to 1st class
they really beat up.

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Money is something you got to make in case you don't die.

Money is something you got to make in case you don't die.

A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money
answereth all things.

A feast is made for laughter, and wine maketh merry: but money
answereth all things.

There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than in getting money.

There are few ways in which a man can be more innocently employed than in getting money.

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought read more

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.

Money was made, not to command our will, But all our lawful pleasures to fulfill. Shame and woe to us, read more

Money was made, not to command our will, But all our lawful pleasures to fulfill. Shame and woe to us, if we our wealth obey; The horse doth with the horseman away.

The love of money is the root of all evil.

The love of money is the root of all evil.

A person's treatment of money is the most decisive test of his character, how they make it and how they read more

A person's treatment of money is the most decisive test of his character, how they make it and how they spend it.