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    Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

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Competitions are for horse, not artist.

Competitions are for horse, not artist.

by Bela Bartok Found in: Sports Quotes,
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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

by Bob Hope Found in: Sports Quotes,
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We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

by Vince Lombardi Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I lost it in the sun!
(after fumbling a grounder.)

I lost it in the sun!
(after fumbling a grounder.)

by Billy Loes Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Wrestling is ballet with violence.

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

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The only competition worthy a wise man is with himself.

The only competition worthy a wise man is with himself.

by Mrs. Jamieson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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There was endless action - not just football, but sailboats, tennis and other things: movement. There was endless talk - read more

There was endless action - not just football, but sailboats, tennis and other things: movement. There was endless talk - the ambassador at the head of the table laying out the prevailing wisdom, but everyone else weighing in with their opinions and taking part.

by Charles Spalding Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Bulls do not win bull fights. People do.

Bulls do not win bull fights. People do.

by Norman Augustine Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid I'd get shot.
(on his decision not to read more

I was going to write myself in, but I was afraid I'd get shot.
(on his decision not to vote)

by Lincoln Kennedy Found in: Sports Quotes,
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