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    Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

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I play [golf] with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

I play [golf] with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

by Ben Hogan Found in: Sports Quotes,
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We were the quintessence of athletic atrocity.
(after a game his team lost to the New York Nets)

We were the quintessence of athletic atrocity.
(after a game his team lost to the New York Nets)

by Mike Newlin Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife.

I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife.

by Mike Greenwell Found in: Sports Quotes,
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One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for read more

One player was lost because he broke his nose. How do you go about getting a nose in condition for football?
(asking if the abnormal number of Longhorn injuries this season resulted from poor physical conditioning)

by Darrell Royal Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Use it or lose it.

Use it or lose it.

by Jimmy Connors Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.

Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.

by Ron Atkinson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold.

Play is the only way the highest intelligence of humankind can unfold.

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I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

by Alberto Tomba Found in: Sports Quotes,
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The only one who can beat me is me.

The only one who can beat me is me.

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