You can't cheat the public for long.

You can't cheat the public for long.

Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.

Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.

Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and read more

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for

Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two read more

Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.

Cute is when a person's personality shines through their looks. Like in the way they walk, every time you see read more

Cute is when a person's personality shines through their looks. Like in the way they walk, every time you see them you just want to run up and hug them.

A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.

A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy read more

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.