God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

The test of man is how well he is able to feel about what he thinks. The test of a read more

The test of man is how well he is able to feel about what he thinks. The test of a woman is how well she is able to think about what she feels.

. . . while men represent powerful activity as assertion and aggression, women in contrast portray acts of nurturance as read more

. . . while men represent powerful activity as assertion and aggression, women in contrast portray acts of nurturance as acts of strength.

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in read more

A women knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.

Fools give you reasons, wise men never try.

Fools give you reasons, wise men never try.

If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.

If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.

There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love

There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.