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Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.
Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.
It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have.
There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love
There are two things no man will admit he cannot do well: drive and make love
Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even read more
Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though t'were his own.
A man with a grain of faith in God never loses hope, because he ever believes in the ultimate triumph read more
A man with a grain of faith in God never loses hope, because he ever believes in the ultimate triumph of Truth
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the read more
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at read more
When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself.
