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The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds--they mature slowly.
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds--they mature slowly.
The heart of marriage is memories.
The heart of marriage is memories.
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest read more
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man read more
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.
Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he read more
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
Those who talk most about the blessings of marriage and the
constancy of its vows are the very people read more
Those who talk most about the blessings of marriage and the
constancy of its vows are the very people who declare that if the
chain were broken and the prisoners were left free to choose, the
whole social fabric would fly asunder. You can't have the
argument both ways. If the prisoner is happy, why lock him in?
If he is not, why pretend that he is?
