Love is blind,but marriage is an eye opener.

Love is blind,but marriage is an eye opener.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed.

Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed.

Once you are married, there is nothing left for you, not even suicide.

Once you are married, there is nothing left for you, not even suicide.

Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.

Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Men marry to make an end; women to make a beginning.

Men marry to make an end; women to make a beginning.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.

Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.