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    I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

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Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.

Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night.

by Paul Hornung Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is like life - it is a field of battle, not a bed of roses.

Marriage is like life - it is a field of battle, not a bed of roses.

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If a man truly wants to communicate with his wife, he must enter her world of emotions.

If a man truly wants to communicate with his wife, he must enter her world of emotions.

by Gary Smalley Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

by H. L. Mencken Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.

Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.

by Jean Rostand Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation
with the maximum of opportunity.

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation
with the maximum of opportunity.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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People who love only once in their lives are. . . shallow people. What they call their loyalty, and their read more

People who love only once in their lives are. . . shallow people. What they call their loyalty, and their fidelity, I call either the lethargy of custom or their lack of imagination.

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Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage";.

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage";.

by Herbert Spencer Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one to make it a failure.

It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one to make it a failure.

by Herbert Samuel Found in: Marriage Quotes,
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