18 straight whiskies - I think that's a record.

18 straight whiskies - I think that's a record.

I have been dying for twenty years, now I am going to live.

I have been dying for twenty years, now I am going to live.

Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!

Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living read more

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.

...the fog is rising.

...the fog is rising.

Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.

Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.

I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.

I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.

And now, I am dying beyond my means.

And now, I am dying beyond my means.

The Revolution has not yet succeeded. Comrades, you must carry
on!

The Revolution has not yet succeeded. Comrades, you must carry
on!