I wonder why he shot me?

I wonder why he shot me?

Why fear death? It is the most beautiful adventure in life.

Why fear death? It is the most beautiful adventure in life.

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living read more

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.

Don't worry! It's not loaded.

Don't worry! It's not loaded.

This is the last of earth! I am content.

This is the last of earth! I am content.

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

And now, I am dying beyond my means.

And now, I am dying beyond my means.

Oh Lord, forgive the misprints!

Oh Lord, forgive the misprints!

18 straight whiskies - I think that's a record.

18 straight whiskies - I think that's a record.