Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.

Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.

Now I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

Now I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.

I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.

I realize that patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred
toward any one.

I realize that patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred
toward any one.

Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!

Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!

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And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.

Drink to me.

Drink to me.

Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored.

Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored.