And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living read more

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.

I realize that patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred
toward any one.

I realize that patriotism is not enough. I must have no hatred
toward any one.

Drink to me.

Drink to me.

Let me think... I wonder if an anvil will drop like an apple?

Let me think... I wonder if an anvil will drop like an apple?

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.

Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.

Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.

Tell them I've had a wonderful life.

Tell them I've had a wonderful life.

Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.

Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.

I don't feel good.

I don't feel good.