I have spent my life laboriously doing nothing.
[Lat., Vitam perdidi laboricose agendo.]

I have spent my life laboriously doing nothing.
[Lat., Vitam perdidi laboricose agendo.]

Thank God, I have done my duty.

Thank God, I have done my duty.

I don't feel good.

I don't feel good.

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living read more

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.

I go to see the sun for the last time.
[Fr., Je m'em vais voir le soleil pour la read more

I go to see the sun for the last time.
[Fr., Je m'em vais voir le soleil pour la derniere fois.]

Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored.

Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored.

...the fog is rising.

...the fog is rising.

Why fear death? It is the most beautiful adventure in life.

Why fear death? It is the most beautiful adventure in life.

18 straight whiskies - I think that's a record.

18 straight whiskies - I think that's a record.