And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living read more

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.

I wonder why he shot me?

I wonder why he shot me?

He wasn't paranoid, they really were after him.

He wasn't paranoid, they really were after him.

I have been dying for twenty years, now I am going to live.

I have been dying for twenty years, now I am going to live.

I have spent my life laboriously doing nothing.
[Lat., Vitam perdidi laboricose agendo.]

I have spent my life laboriously doing nothing.
[Lat., Vitam perdidi laboricose agendo.]

This is the last of earth! I am content.

This is the last of earth! I am content.

Let me think... I wonder if an anvil will drop like an apple?

Let me think... I wonder if an anvil will drop like an apple?

"Why not, why not, why not." "Why not?" and "Yeah."

"Why not, why not, why not." "Why not?" and "Yeah."

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.