I don't feel good.

I don't feel good.

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

He wasn't paranoid, they really were after him.

He wasn't paranoid, they really were after him.

Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.

Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.

I wonder why he shot me?

I wonder why he shot me?

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And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.

Let me think... I wonder if an anvil will drop like an apple?

Let me think... I wonder if an anvil will drop like an apple?