Let me think... I wonder if an anvil will drop like an apple?

Let me think... I wonder if an anvil will drop like an apple?

Oh Lord, forgive the misprints!

Oh Lord, forgive the misprints!

I have been dying for twenty years, now I am going to live.

I have been dying for twenty years, now I am going to live.

Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.

Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.

I have spent my life laboriously doing nothing.
[Lat., Vitam perdidi laboricose agendo.]

I have spent my life laboriously doing nothing.
[Lat., Vitam perdidi laboricose agendo.]

And now, I am dying beyond my means.

And now, I am dying beyond my means.

This is the last of earth! I am content.

This is the last of earth! I am content.

...the fog is rising.

...the fog is rising.

I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.

I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.