Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.

Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.

Waiting are they? Well let'em wait!

Waiting are they? Well let'em wait!

Thank God, I have done my duty.

Thank God, I have done my duty.

I have been dying for twenty years, now I am going to live.

I have been dying for twenty years, now I am going to live.

Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.

Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living read more

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.

It is today, my dear, that I take a perilous leap.
[Fr., C'est demain, me belle amie, que je read more

It is today, my dear, that I take a perilous leap.
[Fr., C'est demain, me belle amie, que je fais le saut
perilleux.]

Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!

Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.