I have spent my life laboriously doing nothing.
[Lat., Vitam perdidi laboricose agendo.]

I have spent my life laboriously doing nothing.
[Lat., Vitam perdidi laboricose agendo.]

I don't feel good.

I don't feel good.

...the fog is rising.

...the fog is rising.

Go away... I'm alright.

Go away... I'm alright.

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.

Applaud friends, the comedy is over.

Applaud friends, the comedy is over.

I go to see the sun for the last time.
[Fr., Je m'em vais voir le soleil pour la read more

I go to see the sun for the last time.
[Fr., Je m'em vais voir le soleil pour la derniere fois.]

Don't worry! It's not loaded.

Don't worry! It's not loaded.

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living read more

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.