And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living read more

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.

Shoot Walter! Shoot like it was the devil.

Shoot Walter! Shoot like it was the devil.

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

The Revolution has not yet succeeded. Comrades, you must carry
on!

The Revolution has not yet succeeded. Comrades, you must carry
on!

This is the last of earth! I am content.

This is the last of earth! I am content.

And now, I am dying beyond my means.

And now, I am dying beyond my means.

Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!

Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!

I wonder why he shot me?

I wonder why he shot me?

Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.

Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.