God will pardon me. It is his trade.

God will pardon me. It is his trade.

Thank God, I have done my duty.

Thank God, I have done my duty.

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.

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And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.

Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.

Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.

Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!

Either this wallpaper goes, or I do!

Drink to me.

Drink to me.

Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.

Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.

Now I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

Now I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.