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When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
I used to tell my husband that, if he could make me 'understand' something, it would be clear to all read more
I used to tell my husband that, if he could make me 'understand' something, it would be clear to all the other people in the country.
"Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it read more
"Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate."
There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.
There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.
The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.
The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.
No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be read more
No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be trusted.
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.
Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.
