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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low read more
When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea.
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
Alcohol removes inhibitions - like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: "Now bring read more
Alcohol removes inhibitions - like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: "Now bring on that damn cat!"
If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.
If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this read more
I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.