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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.
If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober.
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness
Of course one should not drink much, but often.
Of course one should not drink much, but often.
 Fill up the goblet and reach to me some!
 Drinking makes wise, but dry fasting makes glum.  
 Fill up the goblet and reach to me some!
 Drinking makes wise, but dry fasting makes glum. 
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.