Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.

Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.

A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. read more

A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. About 3 weeks later he gets a bill from the police department and a photo of his truck running that light. So, like the smart/dumbass he is, he gets cute, lays out some money on the bed(the price of the ticket), takes a photo of it, and sends it in. So a few weeks pass and he gets another letter, this one has a photo of handcuffs.
He promptly paid the bill.

Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.

Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.

If you aren't room temperature, your situation can always be improved.

If you aren't room temperature, your situation can always be improved.

Just when you think that a person is just a backdrop for the rest of the universe, watch them and read more

Just when you think that a person is just a backdrop for the rest of the universe, watch them and see that they laugh, they cry, they tell jokes ... they're just friends waiting to be made.

Time is a circus--always packing up and moving away.

Time is a circus--always packing up and moving away.

Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.

Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.

Prudent people are very happy; 'tis an exceeding fine thing, that's certain, but I was born without it, and shall read more

Prudent people are very happy; 'tis an exceeding fine thing, that's certain, but I was born without it, and shall retain to my day of Death the Humour of saying what I think. - The Complete Letters of Lady Mary Wortly Montagu.

I could live a week on one good compliment.

I could live a week on one good compliment.