Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.

Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.

Time is a circus--always packing up and moving away.

Time is a circus--always packing up and moving away.

I could live a week on one good compliment.

I could live a week on one good compliment.

A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.

A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. read more

A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. About 3 weeks later he gets a bill from the police department and a photo of his truck running that light. So, like the smart/dumbass he is, he gets cute, lays out some money on the bed(the price of the ticket), takes a photo of it, and sends it in. So a few weeks pass and he gets another letter, this one has a photo of handcuffs.
He promptly paid the bill.

A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.

A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.

Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.

Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.

He who knows others is wise.He who knows himself is enlightened. - Tao Te Ching.

He who knows others is wise.He who knows himself is enlightened. - Tao Te Ching.