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A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. read more
A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. About 3 weeks later he gets a bill from the police department and a photo of his truck running that light. So, like the smart/dumbass he is, he gets cute, lays out some money on the bed(the price of the ticket), takes a photo of it, and sends it in. So a few weeks pass and he gets another letter, this one has a photo of handcuffs.
He promptly paid the bill.
If you aren't room temperature, your situation can always be improved.
If you aren't room temperature, your situation can always be improved.
I could live a week on one good compliment.
I could live a week on one good compliment.
Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.
Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
He who knows others is wise.He who knows himself is enlightened. - Tao Te Ching.
He who knows others is wise.He who knows himself is enlightened. - Tao Te Ching.
A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. - De Legibus, 1240.
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. - De Legibus, 1240.
Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.
Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.
