Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by
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The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by
reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength
labour and sorrow; for it soon cut off, and we fly away.

For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell read more

For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should have done. -Richard Needham.

Just as old age is creeping on space,
And clouds come o'er the sunset of our day,
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Just as old age is creeping on space,
And clouds come o'er the sunset of our day,
They kindly leave us, though not quite alone,
But in good company--the gout or stone.

Old age comes at a bad time. -San Banducci.

Old age comes at a bad time. -San Banducci.

All diseases run into one, old age.

All diseases run into one, old age.

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese