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Men say they love independence in a woman, but they don't waste a second demolishing it brick by brick.
Men say they love independence in a woman, but they don't waste a second demolishing it brick by brick.
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how read more
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting.
We have not passed that subtle line between childhood and adulthood until we move from the passive voice to the read more
We have not passed that subtle line between childhood and adulthood until we move from the passive voice to the active voice -- that is, until we have stopped saying "It got lost," and say, "I lost it.".
Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. read more
Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around her neck 'Lay on Top of Me Or I'll Die.' I didn't know what I was gonna do....".
People should watch out for three things: avoid a major addiction, don't get so deeply into debt that it controls read more
People should watch out for three things: avoid a major addiction, don't get so deeply into debt that it controls your life, and don't start a family before you're ready to settle down.
She is not made to be the admiration of all, but the happiness of one.
She is not made to be the admiration of all, but the happiness of one.
There are two types of people. Those we who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and read more
There are two types of people. Those we who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and those who come in and say, "Ah, there you are.".
When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the read more
When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.
Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence.
