W. C. Fields

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about read more

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen read more

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.