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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Animals Quotes,
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Never give a sucker an even break.

Never give a sucker an even break.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Break Quotes,
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Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen read more

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Actor Quotes,
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Happiness means quiet nerves.

Happiness means quiet nerves.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Nerves Quotes, Quiet Quotes,
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Food Quotes,
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