Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
