Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen read more
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
