Maxioms by W. C. Fields
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
