Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
