Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen read more
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
