Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a read more
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
