Maxioms by Mark Twain
While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
I've never let my school interfere with my education.
I've never let my school interfere with my education.
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
I have not a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming vices.
I have not a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming vices.