Maxioms by Mark Twain
Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain
Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand read more
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
