Maxioms by Will Rogers
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking
There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking
You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one
All I know is what I read in the papers
All I know is what I read in the papers
Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
