Will Rogers

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking

Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.

Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion.

Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?