Will Rogers

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion.

Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion.

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one

You've got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you've got to be a humorist to stay one

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than read more

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking

There have been three great inventions since the beginning of time: fire, the wheel, and central banking