Will Rogers

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session read more

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

I never met a man I didn't like.

I never met a man I didn't like.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we read more

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.