Will Rogers

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up read more

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.