Will Rogers

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell read more

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.