Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen read more
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
