Maxioms by W. C. Fields
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about read more
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
