W. C. Fields

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about read more

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.