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Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Abstinence Quotes,
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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about read more

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Success Quotes,
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How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a read more

How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?

by W. C. Fields Found in: Inflation Quotes,
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Never give a sucker an even break.

Never give a sucker an even break.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Break Quotes,
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