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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

by Rodney Dangerfield Found in: Wives Quotes,
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If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness

by Rodney Dangerfield Found in: Ugliness Quotes,
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I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet

I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet

by Rodney Dangerfield Found in: Fathers Quotes,
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

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