Maxioms by Rodney Dangerfield
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May read more
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
