Maxioms by Rodney Dangerfield
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
