Maxioms by Rodney Dangerfield
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness
I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.