Maxioms by Rodney Dangerfield
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May read more
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.