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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

by Rodney Dangerfield Found in: Wives Quotes,
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A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was read more

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

by Rodney Dangerfield Found in: Funny Quotes,
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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

by Rodney Dangerfield Found in: Family Quotes,
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If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness

by Rodney Dangerfield Found in: Ugliness Quotes,
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