Maxioms by Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last
week I put a read more
I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last
week I put a mirror over my dining room table.