Rodney Dangerfield

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was read more

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.