Rodney Dangerfield

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet

I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May read more

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up

I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.