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I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

by Rodney Dangerfield Found in: Family Quotes,
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A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was read more

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

by Rodney Dangerfield Found in: Funny Quotes,
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What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

by Rodney Dangerfield Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

by Rodney Dangerfield Found in: Funny Quotes,
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I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet

I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet

by Rodney Dangerfield Found in: Fathers Quotes,
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