Rodney Dangerfield

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot read more

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last
week I put a read more

I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last
week I put a mirror over my dining room table.