Rodney Dangerfield, Maxioms by Rodney Dangerfield Biography

( comments )

12 / 11

What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.

Share to:

( comments )

15 / 19

I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last
week I put a read more

I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last
week I put a mirror over my dining room table.

Share to:

( comments )

11 / 15

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

Share to:

( comments )

10 / 16

I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up

Share to:

Rodney Dangerfield