Maxioms by Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
I have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
I have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
A man cannot be uncomfortable without his own approval
A man cannot be uncomfortable without his own approval
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
An ecstasy is a thing that will not go into words; it feels like music.
An ecstasy is a thing that will not go into words; it feels like music.