Mark Twain

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

I think a compliment ought always to precede a complaint, where one is possible, because it softens resentment and insures read more

I think a compliment ought always to precede a complaint, where one is possible, because it softens resentment and insures for the complaint a courteous and gentle reception

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

We are all alike, on the inside.

We are all alike, on the inside.