Mark Twain

The very ink in which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.

The very ink in which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.

If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.

If you can't get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home read more

When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama.