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Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

by Mark Twain Found in: Life Quotes,
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He gossips habitually; he lacks the common wisdom to keep still that deadly enemy of man, his own tongue

He gossips habitually; he lacks the common wisdom to keep still that deadly enemy of man, his own tongue

by Mark Twain Found in: Gossip Quotes,
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I'm glad I did it, partly because it was worth it, but mostly because I shall never have to do read more

I'm glad I did it, partly because it was worth it, but mostly because I shall never have to do it again

by Mark Twain Found in: Achievement Quotes, Joy Quotes,
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Etiquette tip: More people will get out of your way if you say "I'm gonna puke!" than if you say read more

Etiquette tip: More people will get out of your way if you say "I'm gonna puke!" than if you say "Excuse me".

by Mark Twain Found in: Etiquette Quotes,
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Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.

Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.

by Mark Twain Found in: God Quotes,
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