Mark Twain

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

Sacred cows make the best hamburger

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop read more

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there; lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove lid. She will never sit on a hot stove lid again - and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore. -Mark Twain.

Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead

Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead